With new pizzas, new sizes and 'wackiest offer since java started selling for £3 a cup'.

Clever Wally’s Raw Pizza celebrates the launch of their Autumn menu with two new pizzas, two new sizes and probably the 'wackiest offer to hit London food and drink since java started selling for £3 a cup'.

“Here’s the skinny,” says Clever Wally's Gregor Sokalski,

“If you ever buy an unsatisfactory pizza from any pizzeria in the area, call me on 020 8994 8080 and I’ll swap the uneaten portion with a fresh, handmade Clever Wally’s raw pizza of the nearest size and topping, absolutely free.

"I’m sure our pizzas are the freshest and best around, so I’m guaranteeing the other guy. It’s for your own good, believe me.”

New pizzas include the aromatic Portobello Mushroom & Truffle Oil, while the English Sausage & Somerset Brie continues Wally’s commitment to fantastic British ingredients.

Size wise, the new 9” is the perfect personal pizza for lighter eaters, while the new 15” fits in your oven without a fight.

“Customers were telling us the 16” was so generous they needed shovels, cranes and all the family to wedge it in the oven,” said Sokalski, “The slightly smaller 15” is now selling in, well, spades, and it fits as snug as a bug in a rug.”

Take a look at their Autumn menu at cleverwallys.com. Then become a believer. Free delivery 0208 994 8080.

September 26, 2007